The PanderFest 2011 pandermonium is well underway here at Crisis Hopkins and across the nation. While many have already made the switch to the PanderFest lifestyle of satisfaction, no lifestyle movement is complete without an omnipotent godhead to guide it. Allow us to introduce to you, your PanderFest 2011 mascot, the Pandering Panda!
Isn’t he cute? He knows pretty much everything there is to know about satisfying the public, including when to sneeze. But if there’s one thing he knows the people love most, it’s calling the shots. That’s why the Pandering Panda is letting YOU decide what he says on the official PanderFest t-shirt. And why wouldn’t he? You guys are really smart about this sort of thing. Just head over to Cloudship Creative’s website and comment on the article with your best pandering line for a chance to have a thought from your own brain show up on the PanderFest tee. The winning panderer will even win a t-shirt for their mental efforts, just remember: the Pandering Panda will say pretty much anything, so long as it panders to the audience. The contest closes tomorrow, so get over there now!
Yes, creative participation is both fun and rewarding, but PanderFest research indicates that most actually people prefer to think nothing at all. If you think not thinking sounds great, we think we’ve got you covered. This very website is littered with links to tickets for the show but you can always simply head to PanderExpress.com, pick a date, purchase a ticket, and show up at 446 Valencia at 8pm on that date to put yourself in the hands of comedy scientists who will do all the thinking for you. It’s so simple! For all you brainiacs out there, you can even enter the code ‘PANDERME’ when buying your ticket to knock $5 off the price! Buying in bulk (6+) or before opening night (October 7) will also save you some scratch. Options!
The only decision you really have to make is whether or not to allow PanderFest and its Pandering Panda pleasure you and let’s face it; you earned it. Now get over to Cloudship Creative and make that panda purr!